Christmas, Red Dragon....and REPTOID ALIENS!!! *falls over*
On Christmas Eve, the Red Dragon decided to surprise me in the middle of work, while I was at the reference desk. The cramps were not pleasant, but I got them to behave until I got home.
However, the day was worth it when I got a patron (who told us he was hopped up on Nyquil) ask for books about Reptilian or Reptoid Aliens.
Me: "...are you looking for fiction?"
Him: "No, I'm looking for real accounts! I'm doing research."
Me: *looks over to other librarian and raises eyebrow, which in librarian-speak translates to Is this the patron you were talking about earlier? The crazy one?
Her: *barely imperceptible nod of head, which translates to Yes....BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Me: *eyes widen slightly...which translates to Ah hell, well let's see how much I can find out...*
We both managed to locate some books and some resources for the patron to look into. He went upstairs and not a minute later, the phone rings.
Me: *suppressing a smirk* "Reference Desk, this is Kristi."
Upstairs: *pause* "...there's a patron who is looking for books about...um..."
Me: "Reptilian aliens?"
Upstairs: "YES!"
Me: "We just had him down here, does he have the piece of paper we gave him?"
Upstairs: "...No."
Me: "Okay, take him to the TL 780s and then just walk away, call me back if you have any trouble." *breaks down into a fit of giggles hanging up* At this point my shift ends so I head upstairs and sees Librarian K coming down. *with a jovial wave* "Ask M about the patron we just had!"
Me: *an hour later comes back down for shift*
Librarian K: "Um...yeah...I got him too.." *proceeds to point out the other UFO nuts in the library and he warns me about middle aged men with leather jackets & ponytails and how they're usually the crazies...not three minutes later one walks up and asks about aliens* *he turns to me* "See!" *smirk*












